Hey, gang!  Didja happen to catch the dumb-as-fuck very enlightening Rohan Preston/Graydon Royce recap of TC theatre?  If not, please do check it out.  It’s just the best ever.  And lucky for us, they happened to swing by FringeFamous to extend their silly little back-and-forth*.  Enjoy!

Rohan Preston: Oh, Graydon.  I do so love the theatre.  Love it, love it, love it!  Don’t you just loooooooove it?

Graydon Royce: Well, I normally like to be a little grumpier than you, Rohan.  But, yes.  I must admit that I, too, so love the theatre.

R.P.: Oooooh!  Just hearing you say it makes my tummy excitedly upturn!

G.R.: Theatre.

R.P.: Ooooh!

G.R.: Theeeeaaaaatre.

R.P.: Ooooh, stop!  You nasty little cock smootch!

G.R.: But seriously, Ro-Ro, there’s only one thing I love more than [whispers] theatre.  Know what that is?

R.P.: Skinny jeans?

G.R.: No.  Although I do love skinny jeans, the one thing I love more than theatre and skinny jeans is…Halloween!

R.P.: Oh, no.  No way.  Too scary for me, Graydon.  Stop scaring me.  Uh uh.

G.R.: Now…hear me out.  Do you enjoy parties?

R.P.: Yes.  Yes, I do enjoy parties.

G.R.: What about candy?

R.P.: Delicious with a capital D!

G.R.: And costumes?

R.P.: I.  Love.  Costumes.

G.R.: Well, there you go, Ro-Ro.  That’s Halloween!

R.P.: You know, I never really thought of it that way before.

G.R.: That is because you are fucking stupid.

R.P.: I certainly can be sometimes, yes.

G.R.: Wanna know something else?

R.P.: I always want to know things.

G.R.: Well, I follow Guthrie Corporation’s Big Blue Blog —

R.P.: Big Blue Blog?  What the deuce is that?

G.R.: Oh, it’s Guthrie Corporation’s blog.  They post all sorts of juicy G Corp. inside information — like what USA Today said about them, or what KARE 11 said about them, or what we’ve said about them.  Sometimes they’ll even tell you when one of their shows is opening.  You know, stuff you can’t find anywhere else.

R.P.: Guthrie Corp. has a blog?!  What a thrilling piece of news!

G.R.: I know, right?!  Blogs are cool.  So Guthrie Corporation is cool because they have a blog.

R.P.: Makes perfect sense to me.

G.R.: Anyway, I read on the Big Blue Blog that Guthrie Corporation rents out costumes for Halloween.

R.P.: Oooooooooooh!  I can’t believe they revealed such a valuable gobbet of information.

G.R.: That’s Lee H. for you; always pushing the blogging envelope.

R.P.: But, there must be so many habiliments in Guthrie Corporation’s storage.  How will I know which is the most bizarre?

G.R.: I’ll help you, Ro-Ro.  That’s what best friends are for.

R.P.: That and making out.

G.R.: Let’s kiss.

G.R. & R.P.: HOORAY FOR THEATRE!

*nope…no, they sure didn’t.